she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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