You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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