You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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