hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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