I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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