Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You coming home soon, man?
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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