Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
