So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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