I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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