idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My ass is underappreciated
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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