i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I deserve this hangover.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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