I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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