Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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