Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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