so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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