I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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