Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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