i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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