Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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