is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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