Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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