I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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