If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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