We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
