She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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