i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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