Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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