hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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