i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my phone needs a breathalizer
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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