New invention idea: vibrating tampons
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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