Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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