Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
