At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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