we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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