I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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