nut hugger
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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