Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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