Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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