have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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