where does the pee come out of this thing
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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