they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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