I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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