i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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