Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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