After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
