Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I checked into jail on foursquare
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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