I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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