something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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