R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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