South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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