you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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