Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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sex in a hospital.. check
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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