Christians are straight up FREAKS
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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