it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is it penis luge time yet?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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