I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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